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This was one of the weirdest hockey players I’ve probably ever seen. As weird as this sounds, the reason was that in all the games I play in they’re usually a bunch of white people, never ever coloured guys. But the captain of the other team was like the meatball in the rice because he was black. It was ridiculous; he wasn’t like any other hockey player I’ve played with or against. It was like he had a vendetta against white people on the other team, because every time we got the puck he would charge at us like we had robbed his family or something. He was a nuff nuff! I’m not going to lie, he had several big checks on me, and every hit he had on me it was like he left this smell. The scent was not nice at all; if anything it smelled like a woman’s tumpsy. But I don’t even blame him for not caring about his body odour, not even his personal looks. His helmet looks like it doesn’t even fit him, makes him look like he has a firehead. But I can talk the most garbage I want, its not like it fazes him. Earlier in the season he signed a contract that pays him almost $5 million a year. I should try to kiss his ass now because we all know he’s going to be rolling around in a lot of goup!